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Life, it seems, is full of awkward moments. I mean, we can all make a verbal faux pas from time to time and it results in hilarity for all who witness it, but for the truly awkward moments, we need to go back to Reddit. Nah, yeah, Reddit is a place where people can discuss anything from behind a veil of anonymity. It provides a safe space for some truly meaningful conversations. This really is something that needs to be private. As in, not open for discussion, so when you bust someone bashing their bishop, strangling their sausage or jamming their clam, it can lead to some pretty awkward moments. The plot twist in this particular one is that it was in fact the older brother who lost his innocence when he found out his brother was already a champion pocket pool player.
Mom! Get out of my room!
Unfortunately, masturbation stories aren't always suuuper erotic and sexy. Sometimes, they're cringe and awkward as hell. Here's 11 that'll make sure you never forget to lock your bedroom door again I was in my parents' bathroom playing with one of those play-vet-kit-things the ones that came with a play-syringe I thought it was a great idea to shove the play syringe way far into myself. In the midst of me freaking out, wondering how I was going to get this motherfucker out of me, my father walks in. I screamed at the top of my lungs, he did likewise.
I locked the door, and was in there for a long time, being quiet. I totally avoided her for that whole week because I was so damn embarrassed and, well, that was that. I went to my room and closed the door and pulled my magazine collection out well not really a collection, but like 3 mags. I got some lube and a couple paper towels, and laid on my bed going to town. What should I do? Should I talk to her about it or should I just wait and see if it passes over?